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Reblogged from esoteriques
  • at the start of the semester: i'm gonna get a 4.0 gpa
  • at the end of the semester: perfection is the disease of a nation...pretty hurts, pretty hurts
Reblogged from khieuu
kidkoni:

toastandtunes:

hiiifly:

genessilugo:

ramblingsofanurbanjawn:

caliphorniaqueen:

grabyflowers:

moon—cunt:

sasha-thumper:

sydney-a-belle:

onedirectionfacingmecca:

Your ex-husband, the rapper Nas, put your wedding dress on his album cover. Why did he still have the dress? It’s not even the dress. The joke behind that is that it’s the slip to the petticoat to my dress. I think when I moved out I just left it. That’s all he had, poor thing.Did you know that was coming? He gave me a heads-up like two days before it was released.Do you know why? All kinds of ideas of why, but I don’t really care.But it brought up a bunch of stuff you were probably hoping was in the past. Maybe for others, but not for me. I don’t really listen to his music anyway.

oh the shade

WELP

god damn


fuck

Jesus Christ, Kelis. Cold fucking world

Damn, what he do to her?

That marriage was doomed the moment she made milkshake

:(

What did he do to her? He cheated, didn’t he? There was probably some other shit too tho

Lawd

kidkoni:

toastandtunes:

hiiifly:

genessilugo:

ramblingsofanurbanjawn:

caliphorniaqueen:

grabyflowers:

moon—cunt:

sasha-thumper:

sydney-a-belle:

onedirectionfacingmecca:

Your ex-husband, the rapper Nas, put your wedding dress on his album cover. Why did he still have the dress?
It’s not even the dress. The joke behind that is that it’s the slip to the petticoat to my dress. I think when I moved out I just left it. That’s all he had, poor thing.

Did you know that was coming?
He gave me a heads-up like two days before it was released.

Do you know why?
All kinds of ideas of why, but I don’t really care.

But it brought up a bunch of stuff you were probably hoping was in the past.
Maybe for others, but not for me. I don’t really listen to his music anyway.

oh the shade

WELP

god damn

fuck

Jesus Christ, Kelis. Cold fucking world

Damn, what he do to her?

That marriage was doomed the moment she made milkshake

:(

What did he do to her? He cheated, didn’t he? There was probably some other shit too tho

Lawd

(Source: khieuu)

Reblogged from aimso

aimso:

Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.

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How I feel after waking up from naps.

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Reblogged from zipperaward

lets-bandage-it-up:

freakshow1313:

noitemsfoxonlyfinaldestination:

thatsonofamitch:

enenkay:

zipperaward:

Hi guys! I wanted to inform you about this great thing that is happening!

These smart fellows have devised a way to create cups, straws, mixers, etc that can detect common date rape drugs. This is an amazing idea and it needs funding! The campaign ends in 35 hours and they are a little short on funding. Please, signal boost this or even give a dollar if you can, it’s a great cause and something that will really change the world!

gogogo!

Only 28 hours left! Check this out and spread the word!

donate or signal boost, they still have about a fifth to go!
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IF YOUDONT REBLOG YOU SUCK

Hey! This is pretty awesome, so I thought I’d share here. Even if you can’t donate, signal boosting the fuck out of this is important! 

Patricia. 

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Reblogged from megustamemes
scottyottyotty:

donglek:

megustamemes:

It’s more disturbing with the USB cable plugged in.




Noooooooooo

scottyottyotty:

donglek:

megustamemes:

It’s more disturbing with the USB cable plugged in.

Noooooooooo

Reblogged from lohanthony

lohanthony:

homework on the weekends is legal but gay marriage isn’t what is wrong with society

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Reblogged from wantapostcard
lustyscripps:

ruinedchildhood:

too-gay-for-this:

He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.

She has Nemo on her dress.

Violet has murder in her eyes. 

lustyscripps:

ruinedchildhood:

too-gay-for-this:

He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.

She has Nemo on her dress.

Violet has murder in her eyes. 

(Source: wantapostcard, via gdharpo)

Reblogged from gymleaderkarkat

splantamello:

beeswarm17:

karkat-san:

karkat-san:

Why was Oedipus against profanity?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.

I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.

wait

(Source: gymleaderkarkat, via gdharpo)

Reblogged from isbuvaldez
isbuvaldez:

This picture speaks the truth.

isbuvaldez:

This picture speaks the truth.

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Reblogged from dailyfries
gdharpo:

dommiewho:

everclearjones:

bae613:

pandemiclaughter:

dailyfries:

"Sweet Bacon Tator Tots" by momspark.net

Bacon wrapped tots…..oh, this I need to try

mutanthood
Anyone who truly knows me and my love for Bacon and Tots understands the song thats in my heart right now. 

Sweet baby Jesus.

GET IN ME!

gdharpo:

dommiewho:

everclearjones:

bae613:

pandemiclaughter:

dailyfries:

"Sweet Bacon Tator Tots" by momspark.net

Bacon wrapped tots…..oh, this I need to try

mutanthood

Anyone who truly knows me and my love for Bacon and Tots understands the song thats in my heart right now. 

Sweet baby Jesus.

GET IN ME!

Reblogged from pinkmanjesse

(Source: pinkmanjesse, via gdharpo)

Reblogged from itswalky
itswalky:

Shortpacked!: Patch

itswalky:

Shortpacked!: Patch

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Reblogged from the-time-lord-of-the-rings

gdharpo:

did-someone-say-pool:

the-time-lord-of-the-rings:

Mama Fury on waking up the Avengers.

(Source: Imgur)

LOKI IS FUCKGN DUCT TAPED TO THE BED I SIMPLY CANNOT

Lmao I freaking love this!!!!!!!

Reblogged from piyox22

nerdsandgamersftw:

syd-k:

WHY ISN’T IT TAGGED, WHYYYYY. I shall feex eet.

This is from “A Gathering of Cats” by Makoto Shinkai. It’s a one-minute short, and you can watch the whole thing here.

Truest shit I’ve seen since Chi’s Sweet Home, y’all. Truest shit.

That was one the most amazing things I have ever watched.

(Source: piyox22, via ctron164)